JULY 13, 2000
i'm tyler durden's schwoopie-whoopie.
MTV is a stupid channel that i can't stand. so why do i watch it? i remember when i used to watch CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH religiously. i'm weird. i'm fucked.
why am i even updating this? nobody reads it. I'm GOD.
JULY 10, 2000
currently, i am on the phone with casey & chris. casey said that i should update this because i have been slacking, so dammit, here the fuck i am. i like saying fuck. you know, 'FUCK' isn't such a bad word. so FUCK FUCK FUCK.
Laurie! i never knew that she was back. what a doll face, she fucking linked to my pitiful excuse for a web site. how QUAINT.
i love billy corgan.

i can't find my STARLIGHT TO TWILIGHT cd. from the Mellon Collie CD, the blue one. it makes me sad. i'm going crazy. a billy withdrawl. i need to find that CD.
i have to leave for camp in a week. i'm scared. i'm a fucking zombie.